) Brush your teeth three times a day, and when you are old they shall not depart from you.
---F. W.
) A man should always wear pants when living in a glass house. Especially living near a highway.
---Josh McFadden & Kevin Cass
) Anytime there is a guy involved there is a risk, because they have a tendancy to be a jerk
---John Norwood
)If you can't find it at Wal-Mart and if Duct Tape can't fix it, you don't need it.
---F. W.
)Wolverines have claws.
Don't mess with wolverines.
Girls have claws.
Don't mess with girls.
---F. W.
) Never moon a werewolf.
---Larry Rook
) Never trust a guy named Josh.
---???
) Life is funny, but not so funny that I should laugh.
---Josh McFadden
) I didn't design this T-shirt, I just got it for free.
---Greg Irwin
)The world is a battlefield, and love is our weapon.
---Caleb Raucly
) It's such a rush of power when you can finally drive the church van.
--- ibid.
) Put passion in your compassion.
---Adam Brodner
) True love is a many splendored thing, and because of that fact it is guarded by so many booby traps, pitfalls, and fakes that whoever can find it I applaud. But ... one who can grasp it ...the man does not exist.
----F. W. "The Truth about Love."
) If you have nothing good to say ... mime it.
---F. W. "The Life and Times of the Great Frank Wacholtz"
) Practice is practice. A game is all out war.
---F. W. ibid
)The best sound a tuba (place instrument here) will ever make is the sound of it's owner being choked to death as it's wrapped around his throat.
---F. W. ibid
) In order for our relationship to progress any further I must be made aware of the scent of your fart.
---anonymous
) I'm so scared of hieghts... I'm glad it's dark.
---Kerstin Scates (halfway up climbing wall at night)
) Over appreciated friends of under appreciated people end up face down in Korean sewer streams running through golf courses.
---F. W. "Attack of the Radioactive Brown Mamba from North Korea"
) Flattery will get you everywhere.
---anonymous
) It helps to be a lunatic. It could get depressing otherwise.
---Bodie Theone, "The Gates of Zion"
) Funny, how you can live in the same house as someone and never know what's going on.
---ibid
) Be careful who you throw salami at...
---ibid
) Love is never lost ... it is only momentarily misplaced.
---F. W.
) Girls need one more hug than they say they do.
---F. W.
) Sanity is simply a matter of perspective.
---Bodie Thoene, "The Gates of Zion"
Everyone's got to love somebody. It is up to you to decide who. Choose wisely.
---F. W.
) A plaid shirt does not go with hortizonal striped pants.
---Common Sense
) All stories have morals to be learned.
---F. W. "Conquest of Killer Potatoe Saladfrom 1963"
) You are tap dancing on the line of blasphemy.
--- Adam Brodner
)You can only take reality so far then it becomes a joke.
---Jeremy Gallion
) I like them, but they're idiots.
---Matt Wacholtz
) Life is like a Big Mac. It may not always taste good but, at least you can hold the onions.
---Josh McFadden
) When is you look for something why is it always the last place you look?
---Jeremy Gallion
)Why is it that the long and treacherous way is always the most fun?
---Kristen Hicky
) For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
---William Shakesphere
) Perhaps a lunatic is simply a minority of one.
---George Orwell "1984"
) Smile. It makes people wonder what you are up to.
---spotted on a white board
) Don't ever turn your back on a creature capable of shapeshifting.
---F. W. "Of Ice and Steam"
) Diplomacy, is saying, "Nice doggy," until you can find a rock.
---anonymous
) Sometimes when you hold out for everything; you walk away with nothing.
---"Alley McBeall"
) Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
---anonymous
) Remember, I have Duct Tape.
---threat from college roommate, Josh McFadden.
) Lazinss grows exponentially.
---Rob McClendon
) If a man is his own first victim he is seldom his last.
---Abraham Kaplan "The New World of Philosophy"
) A life that cannot withstand examination is not worth living.
---Socrates
) If you think you are not concieted, you are very concieted indeed
---C. S. Lewis, "Mere Christianity"
We are woth Jesus to God.
---Rich Gebauer
) Life passed me by so quick it didn't even bother to flash its lights.
---F. W.
) She loves me ... she just doesn't know it yet.